SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I’LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

molliehooper:

  1. soulmates au
  2. childhood best friends au
  3. teacher/student au
  4. teacher/single parent au
  5. one night stand and falling pregnant au
  6. meeting at a coffee shop au
  7. fake relationship au
  8. roommates au
  9. meeting online au
  10. high school popular kid/nerd au
  11. partners in crime au
  12. writer and editor au
  13. co-stars au
  14. lab partners au
  15. meeting in the E.R/A&E au
  16. brand new neighbours au
  17. meeting at a party whilst drunk au
  18. waking up with amnesia au
  19. parents meeting when they take their kids to class au
  20. dysfunctional relationship au
  21. best friends sibling au 
  22. two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
  23. meeting on a train ride au
  24. literally bumping into each other au
  25. librarian/avid reader au
  26. sitting on the same park bench au
  27. meeting at a support group au
  28. knocking on the wrong door au
  29. going away to war au
  30. tourist/knowledgeable local au
  31. prostitute/client au
  32. doctor/companion au
  33. celebrity/fan au
  34. meeting at a masquerade ball au
  35. one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au
  36. living in a society where their love is taboo au
  37. meeting in prison au
  38. cop/person getting a speeding ticket au
  39. long distance relationship au
  40. exes meeting again after not speaking for years au
  41. ghost/living person au
  42. star-crossed lovers au
  43. falling in love with their best friend’s partner au
  44. one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au
  45. pretending to hate each other au
  46. nanny/single parent au
  47. meeting at a festival au
  48. meeting again at a high school reunion au
  49. boss/intern au
  50. going through a divorce au

cearamorran:

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he needs to bend down i’m dying


cearamorran:

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i’ve been thinking about that mermaid AU ever since that jaytim week prompt


bunathebunny:

yaoshifollower:

milfkon:

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starting a collection

@bunathebunny

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cearamorran:

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Jaytim Week Day 7: Identity Porn or Undercover

or: Caroline Hill makes her great debut on this blog


cearamorran:

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Jaytim Week Day 6: Fake Dating or Casefic

(Wasn’t sure how to apply casefic to a comic, but imagine there’s a whole plot around this)


cearamorran:

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Jaytim Week Day 5: Lazarus Pit or Myths and Legends


max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

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hey folks,,,,,… glad 2 b here on tubblr . here’s a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

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on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

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feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

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ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)


sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

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so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.


DickTim Week Day 3: Vampire King Dick/Daemons AU

I really liked these two prompts together for this one.

rating mature (fade to black scene at the end), 1484 words, mentions of character deaths, nothing too graphic I don’t think?, mentions of blood.
@dicktimweek

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They answered an ask from someone. It was like a DC ask game.

I’m staring intently at my Mutual-Soon-Not-To-Be-Mutual and waiting for them to see.

But yeah I have no problem with them blocking me. Do what you gotta do to be comfortable and all that jazz, I don’t mind.

Anonymous

Okay, that at least makes more sense.

Good luck! Can’t wait to see what the timeline ends up being.